Harlots High Tea with Princessa Natasha Strange

We do hope this invitation finds you in a most delightful state of anticipation, for what awaits you at the Harlots High Tea is unlike anything you have attended before.

An afternoon of fine tea, exquisite company, and the very particular pleasure of knowing exactly where you stand — and loving every moment of it.

Tea. Snacks. Smacks. Giggles. Hosted by Princessa Natasha Strange in the beautiful playspace at Sub Rosa.

Select your station
Submissives:
This is your moment to step gracefully out of the spotlight, and shine in the most delicious way — through silence and devoted service.
Genitals shall remain tastefully covered. Everything else is encouraged to breathe freely. You exist, this afternoon, as both feast for the eyes and to be perfectly useful.
Scanty · Sexy · Kinky · Creative

Dominants:
This is your invitation to take up every inch of space you deserve, recline magnificently, and allow yourself to be thoroughly attended to.
This is your tea party, darling. Dress accordingly — whatever that means to you, we are already impressed.
Formal Cocktail · High Fetish · Corsets · Your Favourite Onesie

What to expect beforehand
One week prior to the event, all guests shall receive a personal video welcome from Princessa — an intimate introduction to high protocol and how it shall be woven deliciously throughout your afternoon.

Submissives will additionally receive a Pre-Event Service Agreement, so that we may discuss in detail precisely how best to put you to use.

The order of proceedings

• 11am Submissives Arrive: One hour is granted for preparation — of both yourselves and the food. Both shall be immaculate by noon.
• 12pm Dominants Arrive - High Noon: Please arrive already dressed and enter with discretion. Coats, capes, and wraps may be deposited upon arrival.
• 12:15pm Submissive Introductions & Service Commences: Your devoted attendants present themselves and the afternoon begins in earnest.
• 12:30pm Brunch is Served: A curated selection of brunch fare, served in accordance with one’s station. Sub Rosa provides exquisite ambience — a kitchen, however, is not among her many charms so this will be simple tea fare; vegan and gluten free options available.
• 1:45pm Praise and Punishment: The afternoon concludes with our submissives lining up to receive heartfelt thanks and — shall we say — pointed feedback.
• 2:30pm Parting Ways: Until we have the pleasure of meeting again, our time has come to an end and we must say farewell. Submissives are invited to stay and clean.

The Four Protocols
Submissives, please take note. These are not suggestions. A tally shall be maintained throughout the afternoon. Transgressions and exemplary behavior will be acknowledged — enthusiastically — at the event’s close.

1. Raise your hand to address a Dominant. Wait graciously until you have been acknowledged before you speak.
2. No talking between submissives whilst Dominants are present. The sole exception is the coordination of food preparation and service.
3. Upon the conclusion of an exchange, offer a small curtsy and step respectfully back.
4. Submissives are not permitted on the furniture. When the privilege of a meal is finally granted, you shall dine on the floor at the dominants feet — as befits your station.

Services to Offer and Expect

• Human Menu (your back as canvas)
• Foot Rubs
• Shoulder Rubs
• Fetching Tea & Snacks
• Food Preparation
• Human Furniture
• Coat Service

What else would you like to see or offer? Do tell! Service is, after all, the most exquisite of gifts. We look forward to receiving yours — and to giving you precisely what you came for.

Accessibility
Masks are optional but welcome. We are not requiring vaccination cards at this time. Sadly, our space is not ADA accessible. The steps to the exterior door do not have a handrail; the stairs to the second floor do have a handrail, with 12 steps to the landing and 11 more to floor 2. Please request assistance if you would like someone to meet you at the door. Reach out if there are other accessibility accommodations we might be able to make for you or if you need ASL interpretation.

Reduced price tickets are available to BIPOC folks as well as those experiencing financial hardship, while supplies last. Please reach out to info@subrosapdx.com to request a discount code. Full price tickets help allow us to offer these discounts. Joining our Patreon also supports our ability to offer community discounts.

Cancellation policy: Refunds are are allowed for cancellations up to two days before the event start time for this event.

About Natasha Strange
Princessa Natasha Strange is a BDSM educator, published author, an aspiring cult leader, and a wicked minx with nearly 30 years experience in the world of kink and BDSM. As an educator, she excels at creating approachable spaces for people to explore scary, intimidating things through the use of puns and laughter. Her book, Kink for the Curious, is a whimsical activity book with puzzles and color pages, as well as solid information about kink and BDSM. You can read more about her at SubRosaPDX.com/about.